Michael Lille Music

Lyrics

I came home last Friday night
Boss man had me all uptight
First thing thru the door I crack a beer
1 sip, 2 sip, 3 sip 4, but the weekend calls for something more
That’s when I faced the worst of all my fears
Chorus: I can’t find my weed
Lordy what have I done?
Can’t find my weed
How am I gonna smoke me some?
It ain’t in the kitchen, on the secret shelf
I hid it so good I can’t find it myself
Lordy what have I done I can’t find my weed
So I took all next week off work
Left a message for that jerk
Said there’s an emergency at home
No tellin’ when I will be back
It don’t look good from where I’m at
And I’ve looked everywhere so I should know
Chorus: I can’t find my weed
I’ve been looking high and low
Can’t find my weed
Tell me where did all the ganja go
I can’t ask the missus
Can’t ask the kids
Can’t nobody tell me where it’s hid
Lordy what have I done can’t find my weed
Now the whole damn house is Spic and Span
I’ve washed every pot and pan
Likely be the last place where I look
I’s just about to give up hope
I guess that’s why they call it dope
When I remembered where I last partook

Chorus: I just found my weed, Halleluiah happy day

I just found my weed, everybody hip-hooray
It was out in the backyard
Next to the shed
Inside the doghouse
Underneath the bed
Honey I’ll be back by 10
Time to walk the dog again
That’s why they call him man’s best friend
I just found my weed

Words and Music: Michael Lille - Downstream Lean Music / BMI
Tom Prasada-Rao - Simple Gift Music / BMI